DAVID CROSS

I went to a little over-the-top party-jamn on Flushing the other night.
The whole thing seemed so casual except it was like a cross between this:




and this:





David Cross was there...
And so was some kid who asked me if he could by a condom from me.
I didn't have any; this was a game-kickless evening.
Take from that what you will.
(Note: Tracy Morgan is doing a homecoming at the Apollo in Nov. 08)

The place was so far from words or accurate pictures.
The thing that got to me was the condom dude.

Really?

Where are you planning to have sex?